| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're receiving reports from the courthouse |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Maxis are clowning us on X |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | COPA lawyers are grilling Craig |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But he's doing fine for now |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Craig will prove he authored the whitepaper |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We know Craig is Satoshi |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | He has documents and can write C++ |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Craig... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Craig's own experts called the documents forgeries |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | He also seems to have forgotten how to code |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Calvin, Stefan and Kurt, a word. The rest of you BSV lemmings GTFO |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why didn't he sign!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told him to fucking sign! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Sign a transaction from Satoshi's wallet! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That will prove it! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Not some random documents! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I can't believe you suckered me into this |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Hodlonaut and Peter are having a field day |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And I'm here sucking on your copium |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We're hopeful about the watermark... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You don't find watermarks by copy pasting a fucking pdf into Notepad! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There's also the unsigned integer |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He doesn't even know what that means! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A nonnegative integer! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He can't even write a hello_world.cpp |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Let alone compile it! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Without tripping up on some tutorial! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "Let's fork off BCH", you said. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | "It's not a shitcoin, just a fork of one", you said! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Well, wen Lambo, huh? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Craig can't get people to agree with him even if he pays them! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Oh yeah, overwhelming evidence! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Newly discovered hard drives |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That's how IT guys do it! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And the watermark? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What's the point of a watermark that no one can find!? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I thought IT guys were good at backdating files |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And why is he talking about LaTex at all? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He's had plenty of time to research this stuff! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And he's talking about libraries that didn't exist in 2009! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Craig authored Harry Potter too, you know... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What's the use? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Heavy bags hanging on one guy. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | All we do is whine. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And people make fun of us. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Why are you just standing there? Don't you have some shitposting to do? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Like that would help. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go find your watermark. |
