The Mali Vote Saga
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The story of a small country's quest for recognition, torpedoed by the evil Swiss and Albanians.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We need full voting rights on the Security Council |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have spoken to Russia |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And we have secured their support |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have agreed to submit the motion on our behalf |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we also obtained tacit support from the rest of the P5 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Then there shouldn't be any more problems |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Our voting rights have been secured |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Albania... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Albania is leading a campaign against our motion |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have secured enough support to block the vote |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone out of the room except Russia, Gabon, China and India |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW DID THIS SHIT HAPPEN |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I THOUGHT WE HAD THIS VOTE IN THE BAG |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HOW THE FUCK DID ALBANIA OF ALL COUNTRIES MANAGE TO SCREW US OVER |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So that's how it is then |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Half the committee has turned against us |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | EVEN THE FUCKING SWISS HAVE TURNED ON US |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AREN'T THESE GUYS MEANT TO BE THE PINNACLE OF IMPARTIALITY |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHATEVER THE FUCK HAPPENED TO SWISS NEUTRALITY |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We were focused on securing the support of the P5, never in a million years did we think- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THE SWISS OF ALL PEOPLE, HOW THE FUCK DID WE MANAGE TO ANGER THEM |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I'm sorry but we don't have a clue either what caused this |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WELL NOW OUR GRAND PLAN HAS GONE DOWN THE SHITTER |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE'RE FUCKED NOW |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WHAT USE IS OUR VOICE IN THIS COMMITTEE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WHEN WE CAN'T EVEN VOTE ON THE MOST BASIC SHIT |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | LIKE WHAT ACRONYM TO CALL A NEW BULLSHIT ORGANISATION |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK CARES WHETHER YOUR ORGANISATION IS CALLED GAREY |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | OR WHETHER TO SPLIT THE DPPA INTO THE DPCM AND THE DCMD |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I SWEAR I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND AS FOR ALBANIA, THEY CAN ROT FOREVER IN HELL AS A SERBIAN PUPPET |
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