| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I ordered a larry metal machine |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | So stoked |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | You know it fuks hard bro |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | The Rigtalk homies are gonna be so jealous |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | It has more death than a graveyard |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | It’s so metal it rusts |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | In the rain |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Perfect for epic slut banging |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Metulz!!! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | But it won’t be ready for four fucking years bro |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Da fuq you say? |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Yeah four fucking years |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Damn boi |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Yeah no shit right |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I said hold up bro |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Daddy needs dat money |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | I need strings |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | And shit |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | And he said nein biatch |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | He said that he needed that money for the discotek and shit |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I was like damn bro |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Dude is like 90 years old |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | He’ll probably have a heart attack |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Doing ecstasy and shit |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | At the disco |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | With some Albanian hookers |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Shit is whack |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | For realz |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Or even worse… |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | He might fall over |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | From eating |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | The dreaded German |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Hairy caterpillar |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | It’s possible bro |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | You know how naughty the Germans can be |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | It’s my fault |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | I had to impress |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | The Rigtalk homies |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I mean fuck dude |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I don’t even play the fuckin guitar fo realz |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | I just take pictures |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | And then repeat shit that I have read on Rigtalk |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | I got cred because of my gear list right |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Oh well |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Should have got a wizard or diezel |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Larry said enjoy the wait bitch |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Cause he has dat fuck u money |
