| 00:00 - 00:05 | when is this Gravity coming? we got streaming issues all the time |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | come on hurry up. time is money... |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | is this shit really being released in March? |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | or do we have to wait "un petit peu"? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | it is going to be released after the summer! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | the summer! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | summer 2025 probably |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | did they ask Barton to manage the project? |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | i can't wait |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | this will surely fix the kongsberg streaming, no doubt |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | our software experts never make mistakes |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | except when they miscalculated the IT budget |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | and now excel is gone |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | and everyone uses webmail |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | SLB runs on Excel |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and they take it away |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | just use Libre Office |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | nothing fucking works |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | everyone in the office complaining |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | this should be reality TV |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Libre Office |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | for a fortune 500 company |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | no more MS office |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | genius move |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | "don't cry guys" |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | "we just made a little budgeting mistake" |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | "no biggie" |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | can you fucking believe this shit? |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | they call themselves tech company |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | tech company |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | watch out, Elon |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | slb is coming |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | the performance company |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | watch our performance live |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | "just need to start Libre office first" |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | someone call Elon |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | And the NVIDIA CEO |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | tech company |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | maybe you should stick to drilling |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | " a global technology company driving energy innovation |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | for a balanced planet |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | relax, global warming isn't going to happen. slb is innovating. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | we even changed our name to avoid confusion |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | we're a tech company now |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | and look at that bloody logo |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | my daughter designed it in Paint |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | just before they uninstalled paint from the laptop. was too expensive.... |
