| 00:00 - 00:03 | Bro…I need my Larry… |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I’m so stoked.. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It’s perfect for epic |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Slut banging metal… |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It has more death.. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Than a graveyard bro. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It’s so metulz it rusts |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | In the rain! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It fucks hard! |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | All the rig talk homies |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Will be so jealous… |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Sir…it won’t be ready for over four years… |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | And you’re deposit |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Isn’t refundable… |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Da fuq you just say? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Da fuq? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Four… |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Four fuckin years? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Dude is.. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Dude… |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He… |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He’s like 80 years old. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | What if he dies? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Has a heart attack at the discotek? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Or… |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What if… |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I shouldn’t say… |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What if he…what if he eats zee… |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Zee German caterpillar!? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And dies from food poisoning!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It’s possible… |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We Germans are very naughty after all… |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Nein… |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Should have bought a wizard…. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Or a diezel… |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But no… |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I had to impress my Rigtalk homies.. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And I can’t even play guitar bro.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | At least… |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | At least bladez has a cup holder… |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How can I get my evh on now? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I’m so mad I could… |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Play the solo to st. Anger |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | While hitting that polyphia chick |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | From behind… |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | While tea bagging…. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | While tea bagging my metal machine… |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And Larry gives no fucks… |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Cause he’s got dat fuck U money… |
