| 00:00 - 00:03 | It has been an emotional 15 months but theres good news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the plan is to get wasted here tonight |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Pmacs & the swan then vomit here beside the flats |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and eventually end up sleeping in this wheelie bin here on Benburb street until 11am |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | then vomit again here when we wake |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thank fuck that sound delicious |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | . |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | your product is.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | your product is still stuck on the column |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | , its eluting over 100 fractions like an undergrad. Your mobile phase is horshite |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who ran a successful column get the fuck out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Im fucking sick of these columns ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Another fucking column and ill kill someone |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you think ive nothing better to do with my time |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I don't need this shit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | who the fuck does manual columns anyway |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Brian downstairs has an automatic column |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Im up here standing at a column the length of my leg like an arsehole |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | pouring NH4OH down it by the litre and the lads downstairs are laughing |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | mien furher, Josh said to use a more polar mobile phase |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up ! who puts Hydroxide into a column anyway ? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | you're right. what the fuck am I saying |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | what the fuck am I going to do now ? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I was meant to be on the piss this evening |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | everyone will be laughing at me while they are having pints |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Ah fuck it ! id rather do the column again anyway ! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I love standing at the fume hood watching the spots co - elute |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Over and back to the Stains like a prick |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | with a heat gun that doesn't work |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | it wouldn't warm your balls |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I mean how the fuck is anyone meant to column anything polar |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | just buy an automatic column for fuck sake |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | id rather rub onions in my fucking eyes than separate two isomers on a manual column |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | actually that's not a bad idea |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ill just stop doing chemistry and sell vegetables |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | set up an organic fruit and vegetable shop and live the dream |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | that's all the organic ill be doing |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | life would be far easier than this shit |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | chemistry is a load of shite anyway |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | fucking 8 hours looking into a column questioning life |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | hes exaggerating, its really only 3-4 hours |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | so its settled then... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ill be selling vegetables on Moore street |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | its far better craic that this anyways |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | yous should join me.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | well piss about on Moore street together and have a great time |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Never have to do a column again |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | tell all the crew |
