| 00:00 - 00:02 | I don't care about the TWIPYs |
| 00:03 - 00:03 | It's a meaningless award! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | How about you? |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | I wanted to win a TWIPY |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | Oh yeah? |
| 00:08 - 00:09 | But now I can't win! |
| 00:09 - 00:11 | Why not? |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Because one podcaster was so toxic |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | they scrapped all the media categories! |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | What category did you want to win? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | I was up for best new podcaster and best new pinball streamer... |
| 00:22 - 00:25 | I had already gained about 3,000 followers on my facebook page! |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | I was about to travel to TPF and everything... |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | and now I can't win any awards! |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | All because one narcissistic dickhead kept threatening |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | to dox and ruin other people's lives in the pinball media! |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | Have you tried |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | nominating yourself for the Pinball Degenerate Awards? |
| 00:38 - 00:39 | Huh? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | The Pinball Degenerate Awards! |
| 00:41 - 00:42 | The DeGenies??? |
| 00:42 - 00:43 | There's another pinball award show? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | All you have to do is nominate yourself! |
