| 00:00 - 00:03 | We used the payout calculator in the dogewhale telegram |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It showed people will make millions just from a small investment |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And then they drive many teslas |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and pays them in Dogecoin |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And in SHIB, FLOKI and maybe more dog memes |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I KNOW, Lets ape everything into dogewhale |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Then we buy flying teslas at CP19 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ser |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | it has |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | it has already hit CP18 and about to hit CP19 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We can only make 2x |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All OG Holders, Wobbly boy senders, and early shillers, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY DIDNT WE BUY |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IT WAS YOUR JOB TO BUY |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THEY TOLD US BUT WE DIDNT FUCKING READ |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WE SHOULDVE LISTENED TO THAT SUSAN SLAG |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | SHE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | NOW THEY DRIVE TESLAS WHILST WE WALK BARE FUCKING FOOT |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | FIND A WAY TO REVERSE THE FUCKING CHECKPOINTS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WE NEED THAT 1000x NOW |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | BUT HITLER IT IS TOO LATE IT HAS A PROGRAMMED FINISH |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT UP YOU DUMB BORING NERD FUCK |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | IM SORRY I READ THE WHITEPAPER AND THATS WHAT IT SAYS |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT THE WHITEPAPER SAYS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE SHOULD BE RICH |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WE KNEW DR MANTIS WAS A GENIUS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND YOU DIDNT EVEN BUY 1 FUCKING TOKEN |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | YOU MUST BE A BRAIN DEAD FUCK |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | BET YOU BOUGHT THAT DUMB PEPE TOKEN THO |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND FUCKING SHARED STUPID MEMES ABOUT THAT DUMB FUCKING FROG |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THAT DUMB RETARDED FROG |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WE SHOUDLVE BOUGHT THE DOGEWHALE AND NOW WE WOULD BE RICH |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I COULDVE HAD MY OWN ISLAND |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | MY OWN PRIVATE JET, A NEW GUCCI JACKET |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | AND A NEW SEXY WIFE |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | AN ISLAND |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ONE BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US AND OUR NEW WIVES |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | BUT NOW I SEND YOU TO THE CAMPS INSTEAD |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | HOW ARE WE POORER THAN THEM FUCKING SLAGS |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THEM STUPID SILLY SLAGS |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THEY TOLD US SINCE 2021 TO BUY |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | DONT WORRY, WE ARE RICH IN DOGE |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I AM ABANDONING THIS INVESTMENT GROUP |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | WE CANT EVEN BUY THE OBVIOUS GAINERZ |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I WILL WAIT FOR THE NEXT |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | BUT I WORRY THAT |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | THERE WILL NEVER BE A NEW DOGEWHALE EVER AGAIN |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | WE MISSED OUR CHANCE |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | GO GET MY GUN |
