| 00:00 - 00:03 | Reviewing your potential new social media contacts |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | obviously we ruled out anybody with |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | accounts on BikeRadar |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Removing all those who bought Twitter blue ticks |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | leaves one guy selling street cocktails in Bermondsey |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I liked that guy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He sounds really cool |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | M_V |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | That guy |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We did some background research on him |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That guy is American |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out but hugo7, gbj_tester, snottyotter and RonAsheton |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I thought he was COOL! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I friended him on Facebook for being COOL! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Next thing, I find out he's an American |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And now it's like "Aw, fuck." |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Are they a cool American? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Or are they gun-toting, Trump-loving |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | homophobic, transphobic |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | piece of absolute shit American? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | M_V, I can't let you insult Americans like this |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You never complain about Salad's dodgy memes! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | M_V, what you say is unaceptable |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If Salad can get away with shitposts like theirs |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I can say what I like! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | At least tester admits |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the chances of an American being cool |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | are statistically insignificant |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You lot are supposed to protect me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | To warn me when connections might be embarrassing |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But you never see it coming |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You let me write a Moonpig memorial card for Lynchman |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Couldn't even go outside |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | till I got that "Whisky and crack cocaine"" tattoo |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | fully covered up |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fuck's sake |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Do you realise what this has done to my google ranking? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Anybody searching my name on the web |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | the first thing they'll see |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | is me sharing his damn cat videos |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | full of hidden Whte Power symbols |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he can change his username |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My online profile is ruined |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's impossible to repair after this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's gone |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I "liked" a Yank |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Sorry - not sorry - if you're Murcan |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and this offends you |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do what you will |
