| 00:00 - 00:05 | So we just finished the 5th block of the year |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and end with Repro |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | lots of stupid exam questions |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | irrelevant things like GRADE and teratogenesis |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | and then we make all of them come in two weeks later |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | and write the exact same thing! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | the same exact exam! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | we don't even need to come up with new questions |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | we will just pick half of them |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | any half we want, we just mix them up - maybe change a word or two |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | we don't even need to review iy properly |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | if something is wrong, students will never know! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | we can put anything in |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | anything we want! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | even EBM questions! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | EBM! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Saloojee's EBM! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | and even better... |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | they have to come back just two days later! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | they won't have anytime to study |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | GIT and Endo |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | more vague questions with no right answers |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | it gets even better |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | just two days after this |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | we give them Neuro and MSK |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | and we will just sit on the marks |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | let them stress! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | while we "calculate" track marks |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | like there is any calculation! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | we just make up the numbers |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | and the students think |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | that we are actually going to mark |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | the exercise assignment! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | the stupid exercise assignment! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | we just wanted the data |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | we made them come in |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | take their blood pressure and other measurements |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | we are never marking this! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | idiots! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I can't believe what we can get away with |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | this is almost as fun as marking SP |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | we throw away the attendance sheets |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | as soon as we get them! |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | oh, this is so much fun |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I hope we can do this every year |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | the poor suckers! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | good old med students! |
