| 00:00 - 00:03 | Flip n out pinball has one Foo LE, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And one Bond LE |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Both are NIB |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | To avoid missing out on this opportunity |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We maxed out your last 2 credit cards |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We can sell Scooby Doo |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And perhaps Godzilla? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Pinside… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Pinside reported your used pins |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Are not worth more than what we paid |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who bought a pinball for fun, entertainment, or pleasure. Leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I thought pinball was an investment! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Yea, they’re fun. But still an investment! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | FOMO had us buying every new in box machine made. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Even Susan spent her kids tuition on a preorder |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | …A galactic tank force! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Iceman convinced us to buy a deluxe LE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now we missed out on Foo LE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And we’ll lose money if we sell a game? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we got one of 500 TS4 CE’s |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That’s a fake. It’s supposed to be Toy Story 1! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But it has a sweet jump ramp |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fun mechs aren’t worth squat! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Don’t start with JJP |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I bought a Guns N’ Roses |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Because it was a concert spectacle |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But I couldn’t see a damn lit shot for the life of me |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And we doubled down on Godfather |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | With 300 something ball paths, and no mechanical toys. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Diverters are not pinball mechs! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Meanwhile Jack Danger creates a master piece layout |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It’s better than my beloved Godzilla |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I just want to sell Godzilla |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | So I can have a Foo Fighters |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And some extra cash |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am entitled to make a profit on my Godzilla LE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It’s #1 on the pinside top 100 |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And I can’t sell GTF |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It has a tank with targets |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | 4 inches in front of the flippers |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | GTF is still a good game |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Contact the credit card company |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Cancel our order and my dream for a Foo LE |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | John…. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We can keep playing Scooby Doo |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And when winter comes, if my games are still worth $500 less |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I’ll swallow my pride |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And sell for a loss. |
