| 00:00 - 00:03 | Another three months have passed. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And the Summer 2023 season is over. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here's the final scoreboard. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Here's all the players that got filtered out due to too few games. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And here's the once that made the official scoreboard. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I hope the Horse at least... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...gave the Crab a run for his money this season. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fossball Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Horse... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Horse moved to Stockholm mid-season. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Crab had the best season of all time. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following players can stay: Horse, Moose, Eagle, Bull and Cobra. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is all your fault! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | His success this season is your fault. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You have not done your duty as high-rated players this season. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm incredibly disappointed in you. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You've let us all down. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You've given the Crab free rains to feast. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | When you're a high-rated player you have... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ... certain obligations. And you've all failed! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We've all had our reasons... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't come here with your excuses! I don't want to hear it. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There's other things in life then fossball... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nothing is more important than beating the Crab. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That's all that matters! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Bull and Moose thinks it's... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ... important to live close to family. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They must have seen too many Fast & Furious movies... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ...to think family matters more than victory. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And the Eagle is home raising a child. That's for women to do! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Men are supposed to fight for what's right. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And the Cobra only comes in once a week and the occasional AW. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But the real kick in the teath... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ...was the Horse leaving as well. He was our hope! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The one we could all root for this season. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Depressing. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And of course the fucking Crab got a 10-0 in his first game back from holiday. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Poor Dino got so beaten down by this he even left the fossball channel. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Him and Rhino had such a great... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ...time when he was away for four weeks. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But then he came back and made them miserable again. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. You don't need to watch his games next season. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's no surprise he had success this season. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Imagine Manchester City winning the Premier League... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...without playing the other top teams. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No Liverpool, Man United, Chelsea, Arsenal, or Tottenham. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All we can hope for is that he also gets an offer from Saudi Arabia and leaves. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I think he would go for the money. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fingers crossed for that. |
