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Hitler realizes his favorite song is losing
173 views • 9/23/2023
for the #2000sBollywoodBracket on Twitter. All in good fun, no one be mad please
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I'm pleased to report that the Bollywood 00's Bracket is going smoothly.
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Now, I must certainly mention that
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there've been casualties, but we still have
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plenty of KK songs, Kajra Re, Beedi, and there's
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even some AR Rahman in the mix.
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So how about Delhi 6?
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Especially the people's favorite, Masakali.
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Masakali's losing by more than 15%.
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The SRKcels just love Kal Ho Na Ho.
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Everyone get out right now. Except for MrNarci and the other mods.
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What the fuck?! This is MASAKALI!
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What KHNH song could be beating it?!
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Do you LOSERS even understand how many better songs it beat in the ARR Bracket?
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This song beat out freaking Fanaa! for what?
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Even took down the #3 seed, Kya Kare Kya Na Kare!!
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And then it came back in this bracket and beat bangers
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like Sajna Ji Vaari Vaari, some of Sunidhi's best work ever!
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It DESTROYED Sunta Hai Mere Khuda!
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Mein Fuhrer, but the SRK cels-
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DON'T TELL ME ABOUT SRK-CELS because this also beat Aaj Ki Raat!
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Yes, but the NRI's dance to Maahi Ve in all their shaadi sangeets.
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Wait, it's losing to mid ass MAAHI VE of all songs?!!
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This is unbelievable!!
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You might as well just shut down the whole bracket
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and award the whole freaking thing to Yeh Jo Des Hai Tera
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or some K3G song the way this thing is going!
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These voters have absolutely no respect for Mohit Chauhan! Do the NRI's even know who that is??
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No! The only singer they can name is Arijit Singh or whoever is singing for SRK these days.
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I am DEFINITELY not seeing Jawan after this mess.
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Why don't the SRK-cels go see Jawan a fifth time and leave the voting to people with real taste?!
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Sorry, I got too heated there for a second,
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of course I'm going to go see Jawan.
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But why is SRK-cels' music taste always just the worst?!
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They're not even voting for the GOOD SRK songs!
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Like, why is Main Agar Kahoon beating out sexy-ass Main Yahaan Hoon?!
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These people don't even know what their own hero looks good in
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So why are you allowing them to be the final arbiters of
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the best decade of Bollywood music since the 70's?!
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At this point, I kind of hope Elon makes people start paying for X!
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Don't worry, I think Jashn-E-Bahara's still in!
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Losing all of Himesh's songs was really hard
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and most of Amit Trivedi's best work is gone too
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except for Iktara I guess, which is kinda mid.
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There's still a wildcard round right? You haven't said yet how that works.
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I think if we pull enough morning voters together and get them to vote for Masakali
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then we can at least reduce the gap to justify bringing it back.
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It's Sunday, I hope enough people log on in time.
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