| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the end for Deaths Consortium |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | No more Pochven |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I've found us a new home in high sec |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's 9 jumps from Jita |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | A dogshit ice belt spawns there |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Wake up! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm done! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | We all read your angry pins |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We joined your pointless blops channel |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We even signed up |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | For the Dictor Stimulus Programme |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you can't fly my new Ikitursa doctrine, get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fucking time-wasting bastards! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You react to my pings! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Then you don't fucking show up and we have to stand down! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | David Vanstralen reacted the other night |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Then ten minutes later |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He went to fucking bed! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I had the last laugh, though |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I kicked him out of Triangle Dreams! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We just want to do Ishtars |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Ishtars? That makes too much fucking sense! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I want to wank while my drones shoot the tower |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You can still crack one off while targetting big to small! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I do! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I spoff three times during a typical Pochven fleet! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | While multi-boxing a Claymore, a Huginn and a dictor |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And while love-bombing Gobbins over Discord |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How do you think we got that prime location rental system? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You actually think we pay rent on DYS-C6? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I had to dress up as a fucking pony |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And send Alcoholic fucking Satan a video of me in the back yard... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Squatting down and curling one off |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Pony style |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I even UwUed while wiping my arse |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now I find out |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That SkyBunBun has sold all her shit and joined Init! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Because Dax Korath kept pestering her for hot selfies! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Our best pilot has gone over to the other side |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | All the decent Corp Directors have left |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And 12 different people have turned down Indy Director this week alone! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, Buckaroo, your chance will come |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have a new Military Director |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Who won't even join the FC team |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A new Industrial Director |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Who can't even fly a T1 freighter |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And none of you fuckers know how to align |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or send 13 million ISK to Azar Hanaya |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And Xascar Colls killed my dragon |
