| 00:00 - 00:03 | Bad news about the scrub turkeys. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They're wrecking gardens ... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The bastards are impossible to catch, they fly like helicopters. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We've tried netting wire fences from here to here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about poison? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Hiding it inside half a passionfruit? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I think that's ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | That's illegal and we're likely to get dobbed in. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | What do you think? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is squeamish at the sight of dead birds, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That's what I pay you for. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | To keep these fuckers out of my mulch! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We're going to have to get serious and start shooting them. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Bullets! How many bullets do we have left? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | There'll be dead turkeys everywhere soon. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I don't care what the law is, shoot them all. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If these turkeys think they are going to win - no way! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Use hollow points if you must. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But you used all your bullets shooting Coke cans. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How do you expect me to kill people if I don't practise. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, what about land mines? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Too fucking dangerous. What if I step on them? I'm short enough now. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Just get rid of them. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Have I mentioned poison? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Duck down to Bunnings, they've got everything. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Surely they've got 5 litre containers of turkey poison. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I won't sleep until every last scrub turkey is dead. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And I mean dead, and more dead and then some more. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They're not doing my blood pressure much good. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Do I have to get a flame thrower and torch them myself? That's what Stalin would do. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Just burst a vein in my head, gotta sit down. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I don't like hurting animals, I actually love them. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But these aren't animals. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The Deen Brothers ... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ... didn't wreck things as bad as these mongrels, and they tore down the Belle Vue. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Go around the back of the building and get my trusty Falcon. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I've got enough stuff in there to .... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ... unleash the Mother of all destruction on these birds. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | See how they like it when I start messing with them. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, he won't hurt your budgie.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I didn't think one little bird could upset me so much. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But I was wrong. They're driving me suicidal. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Anyone know the number for Lifeline? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Thought so. Waste of space. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If you haven't got rid of them by tonight you will be sent to the Russian Front. Every one of you. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And it's cold as all fuck there. Frostbite on your balls. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get me 3 Bex and a Coke in a glass bottle. |
