| 00:00 - 00:03 | It is Hanna's 30th Birthday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And we have events |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Scheduled here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We plan to meet up, dance |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And get absolutely smashed |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Great. But what about |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The other 6 events |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Hanna... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We have |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have only organised 3 events |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And a week in Copenhagen |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave. Except for James, Nick and Richard |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's my fucking 30th |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And you organise only 3 events? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Don't you know how many friends I have? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do I have to organise everything? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You three couldn't even |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Organise a piss up in a brewery |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Useless piece of shits! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Do I have to do everything myself? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Hanna isn't 9 events too much |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Too much? Do you even know me? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But your friends have other plans |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care about their bloody plans! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm 30! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Before I know it I'll be 40 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Not able to sink 5 pints and a blue WKD |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'll be watching strictly on saturdays |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Its gone down hill since Len Goodman left |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I hate that bloody Claudia Winkleman |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | So we need to make the most of now |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And celebrate my birthday to death! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's not like I'm 23 |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This is a milestone celebration |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A lifetime event |
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