| 00:00 - 00:03 | Just heard from Jimmy |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Said to turn on CNBC |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Sounds like Jay is on with Yasir |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They're announcing the PIF investment today |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Calling it a framework agreement with no actual details |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Phil texted me a photo of his ass |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I assumed it was for one of Amy's friends |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Um, Rory |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's, uh... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | being spun as a PGA-LIV *merger* |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Phil and Bryson are coming back |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need all of the Full Swing producers, cameras, and executive producers to clear the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I look like a right proper clown |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's that goddamn "Fargiveness" ad all over again |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They had me hang out with Pat Cantlay, for christsakes. And all I did for these mules, |
| 01:24 - 01:28 | You think I can tell Harish English from Hudson Swafford? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And what the hell is a Cody Gribble? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Phil should have been in federal prison with Billy Walters |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And now he's declaring himself a billionaire on twitter |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I should buy his ass and ship him to Riyadh |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Jay's now going to be their boss |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Facts don't matter to these clueless chucklefucks |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Surely you'll get made whole |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This is about Jay becoming the goddamned king of golf |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He had one job |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We kept him around as the pain sponge |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And he hid in his office for years |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He was paid to make the lawsuits go away |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He could have talked to Andy or Yasir back at the beginning |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He thinks he's Logan Roy but he's a poor man's Wambsgans at best |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He strung me up like a peking duck |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If he thinks he survives this, I'll make him wish he invested in Golf Pass. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We were so close before Augusta |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Greg was silent...I could feel it in my bones |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then Brooks had to go and wake up |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Hovland could've saved us |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And now Patrick Reed's cheating ass is coming back with his unhinged wife |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Talor Gooch and Pat Perez strutting around as if they didn't fail upwards |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now I'm doing media for another nine months |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm done defending these mules, I'll tell you that |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's Rory time and I'm getting what's mine |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It'll be ok...just play better, Grayson |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I actually kinda like Yasir |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Even though I thought he was Kumail Nanjiani last year in Kauai |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Am I a hypocrite? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I suppose it doesn't matter |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tiger's not walking through that door and nobody really liked the simulator idea |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | In the end, we're left with the words of Method Man |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Cash Rules Everything Around Me |
