| 00:00 - 00:05 | One day my phone rang. Come teach they said! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Get in quick, they're good classes. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I hung up... they're idiots. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | They called back and said it would be the BEST classes! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | The BEST classes!!! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I believed them |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | I really did |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I'm such an stupid idiot!!! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | an idiot |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I turned up... and asked for an induction |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And they said "What's an induction?" |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I said "OK, just give me the lesson plans" |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | they just stared at me |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | stared at me until I walked away |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | they called out to me and said |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | "the students know what to do" |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | it's true |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I got there and they were punching each other's balls |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I told them to stop |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | They didn't, so I waited 5 minutes...5 minutes... |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And then I asked again |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | They were probably sterile by then, thank God. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | And then, I got them to work. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Pulled my laptop out to put work up |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | But couldn't log in |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | And I didn't have any work... |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | No markers... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I had nothing... |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Behaviour or seating plan... I don't need you |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Ah no |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | A kid cried |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | He cried |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | because I took his phone away |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | while he was in the middle of a game. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | So I finished it for him by spending all his coins on junk |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | on junk |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | On junk! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | It'll take three math lessons to get them back |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | But why, but why... |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | That'll teach him for using a phone in class |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Is it school policy to have phones? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | They can use phones responsibly with permission of the teacher |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | It is a very sensible policy |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | The students are very responsible |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | They started filming... |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Punching each other in the balls AGAIN!! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I asked them to stop, but I knew they wouldn't. |
