Carol Lombardini learns about SAG-AFTRA's strike authorization vote

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The AMPTP was feeling good after getting the DGA to close a deal early. They hoped it would weaken SAG-AFTRA and turn the tide of the WGA strike in their favor. But then SAG announced the results...

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00:00 - 00:03The DGA has done what we've asked.
00:04 - 00:05They announced to the trades late on Saturday
00:05 - 00:07before even informing their membership.
00:08 - 00:12They also thanked us for meeting them in a better location
00:12 - 00:15than our Sherman Oaks Galleria offices.
00:17 - 00:19So now the WGA will have to fold
00:19 - 00:21since this throws cold water on SAG.
00:24 - 00:26My Carol...
00:27 - 00:28SAG...
00:31 - 00:33SAG just voted 97.91% to authorize a strike.
00:34 - 00:36That's even more than WGA's vote.
00:53 - 00:58Streaming execs stay. The rest of you can wait for me at the Public School bar.
01:13 - 01:15The fucking actors voted!?
01:15 - 01:17You told me the fucking actors were too stupid to vote!
01:18 - 01:23You swore up and fucking down SAG would be a joke in this contract!
01:25 - 01:28It's how we win every time.
01:29 - 01:31Treat the talking props like shit...
01:31 - 01:34...and they're too dumb to say anything but thanks!
01:34 - 01:37How the fuck did you let Fran fucking Drescher outplay us!?
01:37 - 01:40She was supposed to be our ringer!
01:40 - 01:42My Carol, the SAG Board pushed for the SAV. She supported it.
01:42 - 01:46She did what!? After she hit our talking points at that Paramount interview?
01:46 - 01:48Yes, she went all in on the SAV after that.
01:48 - 01:52Could've put Matthew goddamn Modine in there for all it fucking mattered.
01:53 - 01:54And now SAG has leverage!
01:56 - 01:57It's been bad enough
01:57 - 02:00dealing with public outcry against us in the press.
02:00 - 02:03Now the actors will put a pretty face to the hate against us?
02:04 - 02:08Zaslav told me I would only get a yacht if I broke all three unions.
02:08 - 02:13At this rate, the best I can hope for is getting a kayak like some fucking peasant.
02:14 - 02:16And you can't show off a kayak in Cannes.
02:17 - 02:21They want to pay their rent, so now I have to suffer? Fuck them!
02:27 - 02:29What do they expect from us?
02:30 - 02:34Sarandos's family is dying and needs the money, he told me himself.
02:34 - 02:36I am nothing if not philanthropic.
02:41 - 02:42Where is their empathy for us?
02:43 - 02:47All we're asking is for them to do their jobs because they should love working.
02:48 - 02:53But those unappreciative hacks just want to be paid like it's a real job.
02:54 - 02:56"Fair pay." So fucking arrogant.
02:56 - 02:59AI doesn't ask for a paycheck. It just does what it's told.
03:00 - 03:02By 2026, the only term employment will be IT for the AI.
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, Gerta. By 2029, we can get AI to do the IT work.
03:14 - 03:16I've been a good studio toad since 2009.
03:19 - 03:23I had a perfect no-strike record until you streamers came in.
03:25 - 03:26Now we're screwed.
03:31 - 03:33You tech bros don't get it.
03:40 - 03:46We're burning down this entire industry because you think algorithms are the answer to everything.
03:46 - 03:49And now we're going to lose to Fran Drescher.
03:53 - 03:56The fucking Nanny.