Carol Lombardini learns about SAG-AFTRA's strike authorization vote
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The AMPTP was feeling good after getting the DGA to close a deal early. They hoped it would weaken SAG-AFTRA and turn the tide of the WGA strike in their favor. But then SAG announced the results...
00:00 - 00:03 | The DGA has done what we've asked. |
00:04 - 00:05 | They announced to the trades late on Saturday |
00:05 - 00:07 | before even informing their membership. |
00:08 - 00:12 | They also thanked us for meeting them in a better location |
00:12 - 00:15 | than our Sherman Oaks Galleria offices. |
00:17 - 00:19 | So now the WGA will have to fold |
00:19 - 00:21 | since this throws cold water on SAG. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Carol... |
00:27 - 00:28 | SAG... |
00:31 - 00:33 | SAG just voted 97.91% to authorize a strike. |
00:34 - 00:36 | That's even more than WGA's vote. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Streaming execs stay. The rest of you can wait for me at the Public School bar. |
01:13 - 01:15 | The fucking actors voted!? |
01:15 - 01:17 | You told me the fucking actors were too stupid to vote! |
01:18 - 01:23 | You swore up and fucking down SAG would be a joke in this contract! |
01:25 - 01:28 | It's how we win every time. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Treat the talking props like shit... |
01:31 - 01:34 | ...and they're too dumb to say anything but thanks! |
01:34 - 01:37 | How the fuck did you let Fran fucking Drescher outplay us!? |
01:37 - 01:40 | She was supposed to be our ringer! |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Carol, the SAG Board pushed for the SAV. She supported it. |
01:42 - 01:46 | She did what!? After she hit our talking points at that Paramount interview? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Yes, she went all in on the SAV after that. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Could've put Matthew goddamn Modine in there for all it fucking mattered. |
01:53 - 01:54 | And now SAG has leverage! |
01:56 - 01:57 | It's been bad enough |
01:57 - 02:00 | dealing with public outcry against us in the press. |
02:00 - 02:03 | Now the actors will put a pretty face to the hate against us? |
02:04 - 02:08 | Zaslav told me I would only get a yacht if I broke all three unions. |
02:08 - 02:13 | At this rate, the best I can hope for is getting a kayak like some fucking peasant. |
02:14 - 02:16 | And you can't show off a kayak in Cannes. |
02:17 - 02:21 | They want to pay their rent, so now I have to suffer? Fuck them! |
02:27 - 02:29 | What do they expect from us? |
02:30 - 02:34 | Sarandos's family is dying and needs the money, he told me himself. |
02:34 - 02:36 | I am nothing if not philanthropic. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Where is their empathy for us? |
02:43 - 02:47 | All we're asking is for them to do their jobs because they should love working. |
02:48 - 02:53 | But those unappreciative hacks just want to be paid like it's a real job. |
02:54 - 02:56 | "Fair pay." So fucking arrogant. |
02:56 - 02:59 | AI doesn't ask for a paycheck. It just does what it's told. |
03:00 - 03:02 | By 2026, the only term employment will be IT for the AI. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Gerta. By 2029, we can get AI to do the IT work. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I've been a good studio toad since 2009. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I had a perfect no-strike record until you streamers came in. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Now we're screwed. |
03:31 - 03:33 | You tech bros don't get it. |
03:40 - 03:46 | We're burning down this entire industry because you think algorithms are the answer to everything. |
03:46 - 03:49 | And now we're going to lose to Fran Drescher. |
03:53 - 03:56 | The fucking Nanny. |
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