| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have all the dealers here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But there's bad news about sales |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They are at an all time low |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We might not even break $10 million this year |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And that's including the 6 new dealers |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, but there's online sales too |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That's at least 2 million, easy |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Casey.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Online... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Online sales are near zero. Barely $30k |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say your leads are real bad |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Every dealer who has not sold this month, please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I'm sick and tired!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Casey Mandale Wiggins is sick and tired!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I pay you DOUBLE your worth twice a month |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I should burn this office to the ground |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ...and YOUR houses , too ! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But then I'd just buy you new houses |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Either way I lose money AGAIN! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We need 30 dealers just to MAKE money |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, we added 6 dealers this year |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But we lost 8 since last year you idiot |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Those 6 sold 2 sheds this month |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I could sell 2 sheds in my sleep every night |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Plus, I could build them |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Y'all are slowing me down |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | People i hired to help build UPB |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But all you do is make me pay for lunch |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I got an HR guy. But you are disgustingly obese |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and a sales manager that just asked me for money to |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | pay for his gender transition surgery! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm starting to think we should've kept Alyssa instead |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I know we are GY6 |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I love you guys to death |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But I have so many insults for you |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I love you Josh |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But your bald head is so shiny it is hurting my bad eye |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Sure, you're better than Ed, just not in sales volume or production |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And Lei, you won't eat with us |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But somehow you manage to not lose weight |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And you blame it on being Samoan! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | (don't cry, he likes white people) |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Shane was bad for UPB |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | yet I entrusted him with my new roofing company |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I will kill him. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And Paul & Isaac |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going to buy my own island, and then fly your families out to it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | then shoot down the planes before they land |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I miss Nate Yoder |
