Adam’s Downfall
19 views5/2/2023
Adam’s unique downfall caused by an innate desire to consistently breed.
0 Comments
Be the first to leave a comment.
▸Show captions (49)
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Führer, I bring dubious news. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It appears that Hannah had an appointment |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Just inside central Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | She left the GP at 15:00 hours. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The GP has informed me that the results have returned. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It’s okay, the holiday will go ahead. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The due date will be February 2024. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The scan… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mein Führer, they are having triplets. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The due date is August 13th. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody with shares in Durex, leave immediately. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Every single fucking time! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I knew it! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The big chinned, pointy eared, lanky fuck never learns |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The extravaganza is ruined!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We even invited the pikey for emergencies. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | “Ooo, look at me I’m a big Wickes cunt” |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | £800 on OEM parts, Pirelli tyres for nothing! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I bought fucking lowering springs! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, I had to leave it in. I can’t pull out. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We know that you cunt! The Jews know that! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the pussy is too good, Mein Führer |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You’d fuck a pencil sharpening if it had a skirt! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | First, Henry. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | “Ooo, look at my dinosaurs” |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Fuck the fucking dinosaurs! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | One infant we can accept. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I told you to get a vasectomy after last time! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Then you buy a shitbox A3 to give us a glimmer of hope! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You even showed the sacred EGR delete. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now it’s autism and scrap metal central. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I remember the 335d |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Torque for days! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Horses galloping beneath the hood. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck it! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I’d rather have a shteamy shower than experience this. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Schindler rescuing the Jews is better news! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Keep the A3… |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I thought we had a mutual understanding. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That you wouldn’t put us through this again! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s okay, I have coathangers in my bag. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I’m sorry… |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I know that Wickes is stressful. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And the desire to breed is too strong… |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I’m over it! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I have disabilities that I can’t control. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Herr Autism and Herr Gypsy will have to settle. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Cut his balls off at the steam… |