Minehead BID reballot - Hitler's reaction
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Light hearted Hitler parody about the Minehead Business Improvement District (BID) reballot.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Investment ideas to drive Berlin footfall. | 
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Building a park & ride here | 
| 00:05 - 00:07 | will bring shoppers in this way. | 
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Build toilets at the station car park for coach day trippers | 
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we could bring back the open air market. | 
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Great plan, like it. | 
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Too good to be true. | 
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Hey boss, | 
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Just heard, | 
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Minehead BID have decided to go for reballot. | 
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say they’ve done a great job. | 
| 00:53 - 00:58 | This is bad news, if you know what I mean, leave the room, now. | 
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How dare they f***ing reballot! | 
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I own a lovely little patisserie in Minehead. | 
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I’ve been paying the BID for 5 years and it’s done nothing for me. | 
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It’s just a waste of money. | 
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It’s failed to deliver. | 
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Yet those smart asses want to do it all again. | 
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Minehead BID is the vain of my life! | 
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I wish they would just leave us alone! | 
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they provide bunting and a gift card scheme. | 
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So they’re blowing smoke up their own asses again are they? | 
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But boss, BID says everyone loves them. | 
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They told me I was the only person unhappy with BID! | 
| 01:53 - 01:54 | But I’m not! | 
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Minehead BID is a joke | 
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and nothing more than a stealth tax on businesses | 
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that we just don’t need, end of. | 
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The biggest beneficiary is Minehead Town Council | 
| 02:08 - 02:13 | who keep asking BID for money time and time again | 
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and BID says okay because we’re friends. | 
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Did you know BID have paid the town council 58 grand! | 
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even the ballot is a joke. | 
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Each council toilet and car park gets a vote against us businesses, | 
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but how fair is that? | 
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I bet that Minehead BID lot | 
| 02:43 - 02:47 | are raving about hanging baskets and that entertainer with his toy monkey. | 
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They're probably telling everyone there’s no life without BID. | 
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But it’s just not true | 
| 02:56 - 02:59 | because Butlins and the summer weather | 
| 03:00 - 03:02 | are biggest drivers of footfall, even the BID Manger said. | 
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, only BID makes him like this. | 
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Minehead is a lovely town with lots going for it. | 
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We just don’t need this unfair council backed business tax. | 
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Minehead, | 
| 03:31 - 03:33 | does not need BID. | 
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just hope that Minehead businesses see through the BID PR spin and lies | 
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and kick out the BID. | 
| 03:53 - 03:56 | By voting NO. | 
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