Minehead BID reballot - Hitler's reaction
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Light hearted Hitler parody about the Minehead Business Improvement District (BID) reballot.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Investment ideas to drive Berlin footfall. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Building a park & ride here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | will bring shoppers in this way. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Build toilets at the station car park for coach day trippers |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we could bring back the open air market. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Great plan, like it. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Too good to be true. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Hey boss, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Just heard, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Minehead BID have decided to go for reballot. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say they’ve done a great job. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | This is bad news, if you know what I mean, leave the room, now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How dare they f***ing reballot! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I own a lovely little patisserie in Minehead. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I’ve been paying the BID for 5 years and it’s done nothing for me. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It’s just a waste of money. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It’s failed to deliver. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Yet those smart asses want to do it all again. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Minehead BID is the vain of my life! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I wish they would just leave us alone! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they provide bunting and a gift card scheme. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So they’re blowing smoke up their own asses again are they? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But boss, BID says everyone loves them. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They told me I was the only person unhappy with BID! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | But I’m not! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Minehead BID is a joke |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and nothing more than a stealth tax on businesses |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that we just don’t need, end of. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The biggest beneficiary is Minehead Town Council |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | who keep asking BID for money time and time again |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and BID says okay because we’re friends. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Did you know BID have paid the town council 58 grand! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even the ballot is a joke. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Each council toilet and car park gets a vote against us businesses, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but how fair is that? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I bet that Minehead BID lot |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | are raving about hanging baskets and that entertainer with his toy monkey. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They're probably telling everyone there’s no life without BID. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But it’s just not true |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | because Butlins and the summer weather |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | are biggest drivers of footfall, even the BID Manger said. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, only BID makes him like this. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Minehead is a lovely town with lots going for it. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We just don’t need this unfair council backed business tax. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Minehead, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | does not need BID. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just hope that Minehead businesses see through the BID PR spin and lies |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and kick out the BID. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | By voting NO. |