| 00:00 - 00:02 | We are PIGS we have the best food and culture |
| 00:03 - 00:03 | The best |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The best my ass |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Just pizza paella |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | Slow down, explain |
| 00:08 - 00:09 | Ok Ok. LIsten |
| 00:09 - 00:11 | Are you sure PIGS isnt better |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | PIGS fucking suck balls |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | They all live with their mothers, can't find work |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | But i hear they fuck well |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Thats not true at all actually |
| 00:22 - 00:25 | we have bigger penises and are better lovers |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | Also our food is more nutritious |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | we like it that the weather is bad all the time |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | sure my mom kicked me out at 16 it made me a man |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | who even wants to go to shithole PIGS |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | I would never go |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | Did you check ryanair |
| 00:38 - 00:39 | Eh? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | return tickets to italy 40 euros |
| 00:41 - 00:42 | 40 euros? |
| 00:42 - 00:43 | To Italy? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Leaves tomorrow morning |
