Hitler Reacts to WestJet Mechanics Striking

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Hitler learns that WestJet mechanics will be striking despite Binding Arbitration. He is not happy about Constitutional Rights in Canada

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00:00 - 00:03WestJet Mechanics are organizing to strike
00:04 - 00:05They have a 99% strike vote
00:05 - 00:07from across the country
00:08 - 00:12They are upset with the company's proposals
00:12 - 00:15and are asking for an industry changing contract
00:17 - 00:19It's ok, the Labour Minister
00:19 - 00:21forced them into Binding Arbitration
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28Sir...
00:31 - 00:33The Canadian Industry Relations Board have stated
00:34 - 00:36that the mechanics have a Right to Strike
00:53 - 00:59All Austrian & Dutch managers who don't believe in suppressing Canadian wages, please leave the room
01:13 - 01:15How dare they reject our generous 0.5% wage increases!
01:15 - 01:17Don't they know they are just Canadians!!
01:18 - 01:23Canadian Labour Law getting in the way of Corporate profits!
01:25 - 01:28We take the safety of Canadians very seriously
01:29 - 01:31by paying our mechanics
01:31 - 01:34absolutely as little as possible!
01:34 - 01:37They need to know they are stuck with
01:37 - 01:40Binding Arbitration!
01:40 - 01:42My Fuhrer, that will take months!
01:42 - 01:46Then get management mechanics & contract mechanics to do the checks!
01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer, there is an industry wide shortage
01:48 - 01:52Canadian workers and their desires...
01:53 - 01:55only working for livable wages...Despicable!
01:56 - 01:57Now customers will want
01:57 - 02:00paid hotels and we will have to say we care
02:00 - 02:03by denying them hotels
02:04 - 02:08Who would have thought the Industrial Relations Board
02:08 - 02:13Doesn't support Corporate Greed or taking way Constitutional Rights
02:14 - 02:16I miss the Father Land!
02:17 - 02:21At least the Encore Pilots fell for our threats
02:27 - 02:29Those pilots are easier to deal with
02:30 - 02:34They think their wages will shutdown an airline
02:34 - 02:36They appreciate their Regina layovers
02:41 - 02:42Now these mechanics want
02:43 - 02:47US style wages. This will kill our bonuses
02:48 - 02:53And force us to raise fares by 27 cents
02:54 - 02:56I was hired to promote the Canadian Standard
02:56 - 02:59But now I will be known as an Austrian failure
03:00 - 03:02That couldn't bully Canadians!
03:04 - 03:08Don't worry, LinkedIn will find us another CEO
03:14 - 03:16We used to have a culture of all being Owners
03:19 - 03:23We used to drink the Koolaid together
03:25 - 03:26With lots of pizza parties
03:31 - 03:33with company created "unions"
03:40 - 03:46I really thought we had them after all those selfies with the Liberals
03:46 - 03:49Pretty much the only thing that government is good at
03:53 - 03:56What a useless government