| 00:00 - 00:03 | Green Bay had 3 13 win seasons in a row. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And lost badly in the playoffs. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | At home. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Now in the offseason there's much work to be done to get under the cap. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...and then we have to draft well. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least we still have Aaron Rodgers. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We will always have a chance. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir. Aaron Rodgers..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He's uh.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Seeking a trade to the Jets. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | For less than a first round pick. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If anyone here is a Bears fan or Vikings fan, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I'm done being a fan for this club! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Rodgers is the only good thing we have! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 4 X MVP!! 2 times in a row! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All those people outside are idiots! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Complete idiots. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Best QB in the history of QB's! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And he owns the Bears!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And beats the Cowboys! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But he chokes in the playoffs. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The team stinks in the playoffs, not him! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But his stats are garbage time stats. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | There is no such thing! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's the BEST! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We get there because of Rodgers. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All the other players are worthless. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And our coaches suck. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And the referees loved Rodgers! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We always had a chance with him. Even in down years. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Moving on will be horrific and take YEARS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What are we supposed to do, draft another QB? With a first round pick? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe we can get Tom Brady. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've always liked him. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He wins big games. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He's our only option. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But Rodgers is so much better and he can play until he is 50! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All he has to do is train his legs. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And show up to Organized Team Activities. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Which should be the easiest thing ever. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He even got a golf cart from #69! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we still have Jordan Love. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we need to play Jordan Love. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He was drafted for this. When we needed a skill player. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I liked his junior tape. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Great accuracy. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He better be good or it is back to the 80's again. And back to my coke habit. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least we didn't pass on Mahomes for him. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And we still have Etling. |
