The wedding heist
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The wedding heist money issnt cheap and neither are hats and yurts
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We can lower the numbers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We take the plus ones |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And revoke their invites |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We say the yurts are single sex only |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we make a secret whatsapp |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | thats good, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that should keep numbers down |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Niall, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the swedish |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the swedish are coming in full numbers |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the budget wont cover more yurts |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except bollard, kc, andy and keith |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I thought the journey would stop them |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I cant pay for all of them |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do they think im made of money? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What was the point of |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | marrying a foreigner |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | if the family are going to make the effort |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And fly 2 hours! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Niall they gave you 10k |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That all went on the dance lessons |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Niall the venue isnt that expensive |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Thats not the point |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its the tiny hats |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | do you know how hard |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | they are to find |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | how hard it is to make them unique |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | i've been stealing stale muffins for years |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Running the numbers over and over on my whiteboard |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But its pointless |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | when those swedish fish take to the skies |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought dropping the lads |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | was the hard part to accomplish |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | swallowing the red pill |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | far right |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I used to be Bi-ial, I went to pride! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and dont get me started on trump |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ranting about that fool on twitter |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | fawning over youtubers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | all for nothing |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok we'll be invited on the next holiday |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just wanted to keep the money |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And keep my lady in hats for life |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and more yurts |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The jig is up |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | i'll get the whiteboard back out and run the numbers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | no suit for bollard |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | All for the yurts |