The wedding heist

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The wedding heist money issnt cheap and neither are hats and yurts

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00:00 - 00:03We can lower the numbers
00:04 - 00:05We take the plus ones
00:05 - 00:07And revoke their invites
00:08 - 00:12We say the yurts are single sex only
00:12 - 00:15And we make a secret whatsapp
00:17 - 00:19thats good,
00:19 - 00:21that should keep numbers down
00:24 - 00:26Niall,
00:27 - 00:28the swedish
00:31 - 00:33the swedish are coming in full numbers
00:34 - 00:36the budget wont cover more yurts
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out except bollard, kc, andy and keith
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck
01:15 - 01:17I thought the journey would stop them
01:18 - 01:23I cant pay for all of them
01:25 - 01:28Do they think im made of money?
01:29 - 01:31What was the point of
01:31 - 01:34marrying a foreigner
01:34 - 01:37if the family are going to make the effort
01:37 - 01:40And fly 2 hours!
01:40 - 01:42Niall they gave you 10k
01:42 - 01:46That all went on the dance lessons
01:46 - 01:48Niall the venue isnt that expensive
01:48 - 01:52Thats not the point
01:53 - 01:54Its the tiny hats
01:56 - 01:57do you know how hard
01:57 - 02:00they are to find
02:00 - 02:03how hard it is to make them unique
02:04 - 02:08i've been stealing stale muffins for years
02:08 - 02:13Running the numbers over and over on my whiteboard
02:14 - 02:16But its pointless
02:17 - 02:21when those swedish fish take to the skies
02:27 - 02:29I thought dropping the lads
02:30 - 02:34was the hard part to accomplish
02:34 - 02:36swallowing the red pill
02:41 - 02:42far right
02:43 - 02:47I used to be Bi-ial, I went to pride!
02:48 - 02:53and dont get me started on trump
02:54 - 02:56ranting about that fool on twitter
02:56 - 02:59fawning over youtubers
03:00 - 03:02all for nothing
03:04 - 03:07its ok we'll be invited on the next holiday
03:14 - 03:16I just wanted to keep the money
03:19 - 03:23And keep my lady in hats for life
03:25 - 03:26and more yurts
03:31 - 03:33The jig is up
03:40 - 03:46i'll get the whiteboard back out and run the numbers
03:46 - 03:49no suit for bollard
03:53 - 03:56All for the yurts