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Adolf Hitler reacts to Fosters going from 4.0% to 3.7% in the Denton Holme club

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00:00 - 00:03We have placed and order with the brewery
00:04 - 00:05the shipment has been despatched
00:05 - 00:07leaving Berlin via lorry
00:08 - 00:12express delivery
00:12 - 00:15it will be here on Wednesday, Thursday latest
00:17 - 00:19Ah yes, the Fosters, John Smiths and Strongbow
00:19 - 00:21we will enjoy that sweet 4.0% Fosters before we know it
00:24 - 00:26Sir
00:27 - 00:28the Fosters...
00:31 - 00:33there has been a change in the brewing process
00:34 - 00:36the ABV of Fosters is now 3.7%
00:53 - 00:58Drinkers of Strongbow, John Smiths and Morreti, leave the room
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
01:15 - 01:17how can I sell this 3.7% piss water?
01:18 - 01:23Fosters should always be 4.0%
01:25 - 01:28I will counteract this mess
01:29 - 01:31even if it means another World War
01:31 - 01:34I will scorch the earth until this is resolved
01:34 - 01:37it's already went up 39p
01:37 - 01:40and now they're taking 0.3% from us
01:40 - 01:42we could consider an alternative to Fosters such as...
01:42 - 01:46An alternative? What could be better than Fosters lager?
01:46 - 01:48Sir, may I suggest Maltsmiths lager?
01:48 - 01:52Maltsmiths lager in the club? Pass off!
01:53 - 01:54it's too gay!
01:56 - 01:57We've already dropped Guiness
01:57 - 02:00and moved to Matthew Clark for Tennents
02:00 - 02:03if we swap Fosters for Maltsmiths
02:04 - 02:08we might as well stick up a sign outside saying fucking Brewdog
02:08 - 02:13Strongbow 4.5 to Thatchers Gold 4.6 with no price increase
02:14 - 02:16no price increase
02:17 - 02:21ultimately we may need to remove Moretti
02:27 - 02:29the bad news for Smiths drinkers
02:30 - 02:34because it is so popular
02:34 - 02:36we can't remove it
02:41 - 02:42it will have to go up again by 40p
02:43 - 02:47Maltsmith lager is for hipsters
02:48 - 02:53we might aswell get rid of the snooker table in favour of board games
02:54 - 02:56I can imagine it now
02:56 - 02:59Scrabble tournament on a Sunday
03:00 - 03:02Mouse Trap getting set up in the corner
03:04 - 03:07Mouse Trap's actually a good game
03:14 - 03:16If we keep fosters it has to go up 40p
03:19 - 03:23and we can add the 0.3% ourselves
03:25 - 03:26in other news
03:31 - 03:33we have Greene King to talk to
03:40 - 03:46they have a great manager who is willing to help, Roy Knox is his name
03:46 - 03:49Knox agrees Maltsmiths is for puffs
03:53 - 03:56go get the guitar