| 00:00 - 00:03 | I tell you it's being held in secret. We must discover the location! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | SMQAA operatives appear to have infiltrated a hotel code named "Hilton" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's near a Disneyland. To the East. By this route. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Hmmmmmmm. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Our men are monitoring liquor deliveries and hors d'eouvre orders. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | SMQAA agents are devious. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | A double windmill decoy or something. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...was invited? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Of course the Furer was invited. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Our leader has always been on the A List. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I WAS NOT NOT INVITED. Everyone OUT. Except you three NOW. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THEY TOLD ME SMQAA IS CANCELLED |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | SMQAA IS CANCELLED! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE BEEN INVITED! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I am always invited. Right? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I AM THE LIFE OF THE PARTY! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THERE CAN BE NO SMQAA WITHOUT ME. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Here is what you will do. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You will find the suite in this "Hilton". |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | YES we will check every suite! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Look for the outdoor patio with the fireplace. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We will check for the fireplace. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The spot by the fireplace is MINE! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No one else's. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If they say it's cancelled its not. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Cancelled means its on. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | My invitation is lost! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The girls LOST IT! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It came by post and they lost it. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They did not open it. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They did not RSVP. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But me, I go. I go anyway. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Or they will miss me. SMQAA miss me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And I bought great scotch. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I mean really great scotch! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't even like Scotch. It's horse piss. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The patio. The fireplace. Find them. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Post men in the lobby to |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | look for men in skirts... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...green plaid skirts and tube socks. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We can help. We girls will follow the men in skirts. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Men in dresses. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I miss them. I will miss them so much. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Off with your clothes. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Put on a plaid skirt. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And a nice crotch pouch. With brass and braids. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But no bagpipes. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | My head already aches. |
