| 00:01 - 00:03 | Comrades of r/DeadBedrooms! |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | All mean-girl sexperts and their simp hangers on! |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | And all who haven't been banned yet. |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | The moderation team, in concert with our for-reals Ph.D. expert |
| 00:14 - 00:17 | has developed a new weapon in the war |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | against HL coercion! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | All men with a libido and T-count |
| 00:21 - 00:22 | higher than a turnip's |
| 00:23 - 00:27 | will be expected to receive mandatory anal penetration so |
| 00:28 - 00:30 | they know what it's like |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | to take a dick in a pussy! |
| 00:33 - 00:37 | We actually let this go and didn't ban the person who suggested it |
| 00:38 - 00:41 | because she might be a Ph.D. or something! |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | We aren't a bunch of psychotic liars and weirdos with failed relationships! |
| 00:47 - 00:53 | You can totes trust us! |
