| 00:00 - 00:03 | The front is stable in the east and south |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Russians are making small raids |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But Bakhmut is standing strong |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We anticipate ops in the north and maybe Belarus |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With raids across the Dnipr |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, this means we wont have to send tanks |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | If it stays stable, and the US doesnt |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Kanzlar |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | America |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | America is sending Abrams |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Like, a fuckton |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All y'all leave, except Pistorius, Maius, Schonbach, and Gerhardt |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is bullshit |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The US wasnt meant to do this |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They kept dithering, saying they wouldnt do it |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They wouldnt sent ATACMS and APACMS missles |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They wouldnt help them strike in Russia |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They want to keep this war going as much as us |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It helps them keep Russia weak |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | While they pivot to China |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Everyone knows they'd roll over China in a week |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No shit dumbass |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It'd be a total Navy game |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But they dont want to admit it |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They need something to do |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Every since they lost Afghanistan |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They've been walking around |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | With their thumbs up their asses |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They were gonna keep denying beards |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And make the soldiers do inventories |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And downgrade their awards |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | In order to justify their jobs |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was meant to get a bronze star in Afghanistan |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But CSM denied it cause he was in his bunker |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And got jelly that we shot some hajis |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This war was meant to give us blue balls |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Baiting pilots with long ass convoys |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Shitty soldiers human waving prepared positions |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But now we have to keep baiting beards |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And make sure that inventories get done |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | So that we can take away four days and hope |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we'll still get the 4 days |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But with this war dragging on |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We might have to doing something |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Like go into the field |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The reign of the POGs is over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now I'll have to set up my TA 50 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And read 3-11 |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tell everyone we're going to NTC |
