Gassy winning zenith

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Gassy playing zenith for the 3rd time while an old grandma stepped in and distracted him

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00:00 - 00:05The the zenith is around
00:05 - 00:07this time i will win
00:07 - 00:10I did all the calculations
00:11 - 00:16I've spent half of my pension on rok
00:17 - 00:21The other half on hookers
00:21 - 00:24For real, I went all in
00:29 - 00:31And this time i will win
00:31 - 00:34I wont rank on 11th
00:38 - 00:40for the 3rd time
00:41 - 00:47I have saved over 7,000
00:47 - 00:50days in speedups
00:50 - 00:56since the last attempt
00:58 - 00:59Theyll have no chance
00:59 - 01:01They can suck my D###
01:04 - 01:06And then
01:06 - 01:08The event started
01:13 - 01:14It took me a while to
01:14 - 01:16figure out how the fucking
01:16 - 01:20bot works cause im old
01:21 - 01:27but i figured it
01:35 - 01:36and then i was building
01:36 - 01:39troops until my fingers bleed
01:41 - 01:44The last day started
01:44 - 01:47I've still played smart
01:47 - 01:49Since people know me to
01:50 - 01:53be smarter than the rest
01:54 - 01:56theyre all dumb f##ktards
01:56 - 01:58I've saved tons of speedups
01:58 - 02:02so i can use them for other stuff
02:05 - 02:07So i can win even more
02:10 - 02:11maybe another zenith
02:11 - 02:13or a MGE
02:15 - 02:17while these poor peasants cant do shit
02:17 - 02:20I'll just build before reset
02:21 - 02:28So i can spend the very minimum
02:29 - 02:30And still get the skin
02:30 - 02:32I've already calculated
02:36 - 02:39to send out some nice CC rallies
02:40 - 02:42You know theyre not strong, but fast
02:50 - 02:55so i can open even more rallies
02:56 - 02:58And then oh well
02:58 - 03:04Real life kicked in
03:04 - 03:09an old grandma knocked at the pimps door
03:09 - 03:11it was shortly before reset, i got distracted
03:16 - 03:20And then i ended up on rank 11
03:23 - 03:26for the 3rd time
03:31 - 03:36but hey, atleast 30d skin, right?