| 00:00 - 00:05 | The the zenith is around |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | this time i will win |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I did all the calculations |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I've spent half of my pension on rok |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | The other half on hookers |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | For real, I went all in |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | And this time i will win |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I wont rank on 11th |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | for the 3rd time |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I have saved over 7,000 |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | days in speedups |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | since the last attempt |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Theyll have no chance |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They can suck my D### |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And then |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | The event started |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It took me a while to |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | figure out how the fucking |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | bot works cause im old |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | but i figured it |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | and then i was building |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | troops until my fingers bleed |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | The last day started |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I've still played smart |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Since people know me to |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | be smarter than the rest |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | theyre all dumb f##ktards |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I've saved tons of speedups |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | so i can use them for other stuff |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | So i can win even more |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | maybe another zenith |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | or a MGE |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | while these poor peasants cant do shit |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | I'll just build before reset |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | So i can spend the very minimum |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | And still get the skin |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | I've already calculated |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | to send out some nice CC rallies |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | You know theyre not strong, but fast |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | so i can open even more rallies |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | And then oh well |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Real life kicked in |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | an old grandma knocked at the pimps door |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | it was shortly before reset, i got distracted |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | And then i ended up on rank 11 |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | for the 3rd time |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | but hey, atleast 30d skin, right? |
