Your Treasury is Full!
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#STFCTreasury Video created for the STFC "Treasury is Full" meme contest
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@FrediTern3 years ago
BRILLIANT!!!
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@jswhit4d3 years ago
This has to be the winner!
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we're receiving reports from our users. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are receiving nonstop banners |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | telling them that "Your Treasury is Full!" |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are very upset. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Even if they purchase the unlock, the banners remain. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You're telling me we can't figure out |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | how to make these banners go away? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We tried... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Dev team couldn't fix it... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Live Ops accidentally gave forty days of tokens... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These people will stay here: Eco, Bek, Dunsel. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | So now we're giving away money! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That's MY bonus! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I only approved FOUR days! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | *crying* |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who is responsible? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They won't be getting any bonuses! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This game is designed to make money! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why couldn't you fix this before we even got this point? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, you only give us enough time to develop new content! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't want to hear your excuses! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we tried, but no one understands all of the code. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why couldn't you idiots just find the thing you broke! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm surrounded by incompetence! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This game is four years old. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You should be able to push new content |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | without breaking things that already work! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You can't get anything right! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Deep Space 9 was supposed to revitalize the game! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But you made it all about armadas! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You made the DS9 crew armada officers! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The players hate armadas. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All they do is complain about them. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Because they "Cannot source directives." |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm so sick of hearing about loops. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They complain that they have to spend too much time every day! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why can't you incompetents figure out how to close the old loops! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If we keep forcing new loops on them |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | their spouses will eventually make them quit. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How will we get our bonuses then! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we'll still get our paychecks... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm surrounded by nitwits. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This shouldn't be so complicated. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We've failed. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Paramount will pull our licenses. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We're all going to be working for EA or Activision soon. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I hope you all like 48 hour shifts. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We're ruined. |