| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gentlemen, our vaccine rollout is not going well. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our messaging on Astra Zeneca is atrocious |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have vax centres here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They're all asking for Pfizer |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we don't have nearly enough |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This making me look a fool |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Can we blame Dan Andrews? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Prime Minister |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Not this time |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Not even that Queensland bitch |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | This is on us |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who bought CSL shares, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You told me Astra Zeneca was the good shit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why didn't you make me buy Pfizer last year! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Then you told me we could jab everyone by March! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Sobbing |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't worry Jen, the rapture is coming. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We have to fix this |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Let's just give it to anyone |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | There must be a woman we can blame! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Prime Minister - call Sky News |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Not even those nutters can fix this one |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Prime Minister, but Credlin |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Credlin shmedlin, just blame Victoria |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All I ask, link this to Andrews |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | CSL in Melbourne - there's your link |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I bet they have unions there too, blame them |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | how about the CFMEU??? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why has Rupert forsaken me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This is not how the Qanon blokes told me it would go |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All we need is more Pfizer for fucks sake |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How hard can it be to just buy more? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That Greg Hunt, he's useless |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and Colbeck, I can't keep protecting him |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and Dutton wants my job |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This mess could give it to him |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will not let him take my job |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and that pisshead Barnaby Joyce |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I didn't deserve him |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I tried, but I'm surrounded by fools |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If only we had some talent in the party |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Jen, take another tablet |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I wanted was to be PM |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Nobody told me I'd have to work |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's too much |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Even the footy is off limits |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's like Engadine all over again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Shit everwhere |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Time to hide |
