| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you know, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Is the #1 rated anime on |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | MyAnimeList... for 11 years! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | An attempt was made by Attack on Titan stans to seize victory |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But they failed thanks to Isayamas controversial ending |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Obviously, no other anime |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | could prove a threat to us |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer Bradley... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Last night... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Fruits Basket overtook Brotherhood in the rankings |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its finale aired last night |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you who know what a Fruits Basket is, stay here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the hell could this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Our stans are about as useless as |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Fullmetal Alchemists: Fatherhood |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Women only write Shoujo garbage! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Watch proper anime! Mecha! Boobs! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Ones that defy the laws of physics! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Anime with grammatically |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | correct English titles! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fullmetal Alchemist was written by a wom
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| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up, simp, soy-boy! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fuhrer, the law of equivalent exchange
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| 01:48 - 01:52 | We lost to an anime about cute boys turning into animals! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Set up a transmutation circle |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Around Japan! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | No anime will ever surpass our legacy |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That of the tragedy of Nina and Alexander |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The tragic death of Maes Hughes! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What have those 12-year old girls got to compare to that? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We allowed Japan to get away with too much |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Pearl Harbour! And Hetalia Axis Powers! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My favourite part |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Is when Colonel Armstrong goes all manly like this |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Manly six-pack! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They copied us |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Gave their 2001 show the Brotherhood treatment |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even called their first opening song Again, like ours! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why couldnt they have made it |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Utter crap like the new Berserk? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or been all cancel-cultured? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, he doesnt know about Katsuya |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Im done |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | These normies dont have a high enough IQ |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | For us |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Screw them |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | *Our* story explores complex themes such as grief, PTSD |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And oppressive hierarchies |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Were amazing |
