| 00:00 - 00:03 | The platoon would have landed here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And secured the CBRN Cache with |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Captain Salameer here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We'd then have extracted back to the airport |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And got back to the Russian Federation with no problems whatsoever |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | A lot of past tense there big shag |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Implies things didn't go to plan, did they? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Captain Sullivan |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The cache |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The cache wasn't there, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | neither was Salameer |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Hodge, Mini, Umbra, and Death |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean it wasn't fucking there? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's a massive weapons cache |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | hardly incon-fucking-spicuous |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It wasn't a set of fucking keys |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Why did I hear Salameer was hanging from a tower? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Like some sort of Inner City Pinata?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Not to mention this alleged video of the platoon murdering civilians |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Sure, THIS one was a false flag BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They were legitimate targets! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Alkonost can't spot a civilian from 2 feet nevermind 200! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Domovoy Told us to hit the tank |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The tank and the surrounding 200 meters? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Not that Leshiy is better on accuracy, |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The only thing Britton can successfully hit is an arsenal |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Meanwhile Knyaz is strutting around like a headless chicken |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Because Mini is neck deep in cheap booze and cheap women |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "oh I'll be 10 minutes late" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | which means a solid minute of pumping and 9 to cry |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And if Umbra goes any longer without sleep |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He'll end up looking like a pickled Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Meanwhile Hodge and Leshiy are gradually |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | becoming some sort of hit squad with a fetish for mines |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | 15 man team with vehicles gets held up |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Leshiy, with 9x39 carbines and a dream |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | somehow breaks through and completes the objective |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | like a trio of terminators on meth |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | At least we won the war overall |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Despite having killed every Government official that this country has known |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | One accidentally due to a mishap with "guided" munitions |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he was already dead after our bombs fell on him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least some of the OGs have returned |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Zhogan, Skeeter, Lofty |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I still miss Dozer |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least we're going back to where it all began |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Finland is nice this time of year |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Lets gloss over the World War 3 thing with the USMC |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Not sure what the writers were thinking in that episode |
