FFG's latest announcement for X-wing
352 views8/23/2014
We've just recieved the latest report from our agents at Gencon. The In Flight Briefing has just concluded and they were trying to figure out where to go for lunch. Someone suggested turkey bacon and pancakes but he was quickly shot and his body disposed of somewhere around here. Turkey bacon? Disgusting.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've just recieved the latest report from our agents at Gencon. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The In Flight Briefing has just concluded and |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | they were trying to figure out where to go for lunch. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Someone suggested turkey bacon and pancakes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but he was quickly shot and his body disposed of somewhere around here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Turkey bacon? Disgusting. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So what's coming up for X-wing? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are releasing new card packs. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Each will randomly contain new pilots and upgrades. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who doesn't think the sky is falling leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Don't they know how much we hate randomness in our purchases? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Next thing we know the ships will become random too! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It will be like getting into a WizKidz game. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened with Starship Battles. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I bought four cases and only got one ISD. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How tyrannical can you be with only ONE DAMN STAR DESTROYER?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the models won't warp and their painting is leagues ahead.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It won't be when they squeeze seven ships into a thirty dollar booster pack! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are just trying to milk the cow for all she's worth. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Just like Wizards of the Coast did with their wobbly TIE Fighters and melted capital ships? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is insanity! |
| 01:53 - 01:58 | We're all sick of eBay and buying singles from third party sellers. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Plus trying to get enough copies of good rares? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It will cost a small fortune. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We may as well just start playing Warhammer 40K again. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You all remember how expensive that game got. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We need to do something to stop this. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Some idiot is seeing dollar signs and he is going to ruin it like Russia and Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This can't be happening again. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can't watch another game I love die a horrible death. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Why is Fantasy Flight doing this to us? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I thought... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I thought they knew better than to dump this kind of garbage on us. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's like they don't care about us anymore. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Things were looking so promising too. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I finally came up with a list that counters both Phantoms AND YT-1300s. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I was going to crush you all at the next game night. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Ana, you don't have to play him. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What will I do now? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | How can I compete if I don't have everything? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I give up.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now my skill means nothing... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | To be betrayed after spending so much time and money. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I just ordered new acrylic templates too. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just throw them away. |