| 00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome to Al Basrah, John |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Once staging phase ends |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will begin our rollout to the compound |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | In the middle of nowhere, we will drop mortars and a tow here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and begin the slow roll into the city |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Very good, my strat... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Is much better then the original one |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Döctör... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Itccy... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Itccy crashed the heli at Al Khora |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And our vehicles are getting towed before they can get in... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody except the SL's leave the teamspeak immediately |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You have ruined my strat! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Crashing the heli has forced us to react to the backcap! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We are getting wiped at the compound and you cannot get the strykers dropped on the flag! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We're gonna have to reset and come up from the south |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Because we're gonna be in trouble here! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'll be embarrassed again, on stream! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I tell you all to just do your job! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And you manage to screw it all up! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Döctör! If we didn't change the strat last minute... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I am the leader! I will change it if I want! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Döctör! We didn't go to the flag on rollout... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You don't understand tactics and lattice lines do you? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We are meant to claw our way in! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It should have been exciting! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Building our slow roll as we claw our way in! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But we can't coordinate anything right now! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I just lost a full logi and nobody helps me! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I always say the pillars of squad are getting a fob and getting on the flag! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And crushing these noobs! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The Doctors Office are world fucking champions! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't want to play chora v2 |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I wanted a map that would be exciting as a stratician |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | How to get into the city! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But no... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Al Basrah really is a terrible map! It's so unbalanced against US! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm in the desert right now getting towed by the Swedes! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I bet they are laughing at me right now! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "Hammer picked this map and he's getting fücked on!" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Do you understand the irony right now!? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Teemo, maybe we can go back to SPiT. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe they were right after all... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Chora v2 isn't really that bad is it? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or Logar. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I have let you all down... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm sorry I changed the strat at the last minute, it's hard for me to take a step back sometimes... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now we have to practice - no excuses. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Even if your car broke down. |
