| 00:00 - 00:03 | We'll redecorate the hallway and stairs |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and we'll put all the quiz |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | night trophies in there so everyone |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | can see them when they pop round |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It'll look awesome, you'll love it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Great, Fridays one can be put |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | in the middle of them. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Darling |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We, erm |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You guys didn't win the quiz, the Milbanks won. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | James Gave away a point, so you came 2nd |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If we aren't related or married them, piss off. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How in gods name did we lose to them, |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We lost to G, the bloke who's shortened his name |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | to 1 fucking letter because his too stupid to spell Graham |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He even went to Swayne, Rayleighs crap school |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And Emilys not even from Essex, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | She's from the crap side of the River Thames |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They live in the new murder capitol of Essex |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | for Christ's sake, it doesn't get any worse. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Emily's cool, she looked after me on set ? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | She wanted to meet famous people you twat. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I think you're being a bit harsh here. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a fuck what you think. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its bad enough that we've lost |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now we look thick as fuck |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We'll have to endure people mocking us for losing |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That's despite the fact that our music round was brilliant |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | but all of those silly bastards cried because it was too difficult |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and we agreed to change the scoring to help them out |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | thats bitten us on the fucking arse now hasn't it. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And to cap it all my husband had to mention his birth date.........Twat |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't apply for Mastermind now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Its suppose to be me, Sarah Williams Quiz Queen |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The Monarchy as my specialist subject |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Theres no chance of that |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | happening now is there, we can't even beat our friends |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | on a fucking Friday night quiz |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Before we know it we'll be getting beat |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | by Tom & Nic, He's so thick that he joined the Army and she |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | got politely asked to leave Westcliff Girls. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its Ok Nic, Eastwood was better anyway |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What happens if Sammy & Jack win |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | then we'll be for it, beaten by a bird schooled in Basildon |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | She went to Chalvedon |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And If Adam & Laura Win |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | beaten by people with webbed hands and feet |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We are fucked, this can never happen |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Study harder next time James, Twat |
