The Tour
224 views8/13/2014
This is how you said the tour would go down. We would travel to these cities and receive further instructions. Here, and here. It was our understanding that we would receive this info in a timely manner. As of yet, you haven't told us anything that a fan couldn't get from the web. Everything is changing.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is how you said the tour would go down. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We would travel to these cities and receive further instructions. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It was our understanding that we would receive this info in a timely manner. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | As of yet, you haven't told us anything that a fan couldn't get from the web. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Everything is changing. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I don't want to give you bad information. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The band..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The band is getting angry that we can't answer basic questions. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are looking at us like we're assholes. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that wants to know their driver's phone number, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I have no natural command presence! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The only way I am respected is by throttling the flow of information! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And they want to know who their drivers are??? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Well let me be clear to you now... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I will not give them my secret tour plans. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I made the plans. They are mine. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | None of them deserve the credit. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, when we look bad, you look bad too. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I should have been a science teacher!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the time for that is past, the tour... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What about the fucking tour? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm tired of this fucking tour! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And I lost my bag of M&Ms. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Sir, we'll find your candy coated yummies." |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Sir, I'm sure housekeeping didn't take them either." |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you fucking kidding me??? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Of course the maid took my fucking M&Ms. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The band told her to! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All of you think you can run this tour without me. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You're all doomed without my secret tour plans. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You need me. There is no tour without me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I am the Tour Master! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this questioning my secret plans. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just shut the fuck up already and let me count out float in increments of $10. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They couldn't possibly need more than $10. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I am also the Float Master. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't stress out, this gig is over soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't take the weight any longer. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I miss my M&Ms, so much. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They're my only comfort. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tour information is mine to give. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Go get me some more M&Ms. If the band asks where you're headed... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tell them the truth. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tell them you don't know. |