Mint Server Meeting

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#not-so-staff has a meeting about the status of the linux mint server

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00:00 - 00:03The server is seeing massive improvements, sir.
00:04 - 00:05The member count is rising,
00:05 - 00:07and boosts have increased 30%.
00:08 - 00:12We predict a member count of 1,300 by January,
00:12 - 00:15we also predict donations to Artemis will double.
00:17 - 00:19That's wonderful news,
00:19 - 00:21I assume #general is in order?
00:24 - 00:26My führer...
00:27 - 00:28some users...
00:31 - 00:33Some users have been posting pictures in #general.
00:34 - 00:36Some have also posted videos.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who isn't a mod or admin, please leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCK!?
01:15 - 01:17How can you let those animals do this?
01:18 - 01:23#general is for WORD messages ONLY!
01:25 - 01:28I swear to God, if I see a single picture in #general,
01:29 - 01:31someone is getting BANNED!
01:31 - 01:34Fuck it, I'll mute AND ban them.
01:34 - 01:37This server is going to shit because of this,
01:37 - 01:40and it's because you assholes won't enforce the rules!
01:40 - 01:42My führer, we've given warnings,
01:42 - 01:46WARNINGS!? DO YOU THINK THAT SCARES THEM!?
01:46 - 01:48My führer, we've tried everything!
01:48 - 01:52But here we are, a server in shambles.
01:53 - 01:54DUMB ASSES!
01:56 - 01:57You all know my job here,
01:57 - 02:00I pop my head in once per day to make sure
02:00 - 02:03those ANIMALS aren't causing trouble.
02:04 - 02:08It's like I'm the only mod here who cares!
02:08 - 02:13UU, HP, Ara, all of them just let the users step all over them!
02:14 - 02:16They're letting everyone RUIN this server.
02:17 - 02:21Whatever progress I make, they let Grizzly and Click tear it down!
02:27 - 02:29They've forgotten of our ultimate weapon.
02:30 - 02:34The one emote, the ONE emote everyone fears.
02:34 - 02:36The WEIRD CHAMP discord emote.
02:41 - 02:42It's our final option,
02:43 - 02:47the ONLY option we have left before the mutes start.
02:48 - 02:53Ah, what am I talking about, these animals deserve it.
02:54 - 02:56They deserve no less than a mute.
02:56 - 02:59They need to be sent to our discord re-education camps!
03:00 - 03:02That will keep them in line!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, you're a girl, none of this applies to you.
03:14 - 03:16I remember the good days...
03:19 - 03:23back when the users were civilized.
03:25 - 03:26Ban them.
03:31 - 03:33Ban any and all offenders.
03:40 - 03:46We're going to turn this server into the clean, perfect society it once was,
03:46 - 03:49and I don't care WHO gets banned.
03:53 - 03:56Heil UU.