EA Exec explains Apex Legends Season 7

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A newly-promoted executive at Electronic Arts describes one of the first brainstorming meetings for Apex Legends Season 7

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00:00 - 00:05Listen to this. So I'm called into a meeting with Andrew and the others a few months back
00:05 - 00:07Vince and a few Respawn guys are there as well
00:07 - 00:10Andrew says "Gentlemen, we need to improve Apex"
00:11 - 00:16Respawn was ready. Ideas are flying. Season 7. New map. Horizon.
00:17 - 00:21Finally Vince goes "Let's upgrade the servers and fix some bugs"
00:21 - 00:24Do you know who we are?
00:29 - 00:31Do you?
00:31 - 00:34Not for ONE second did we consider not fucking the playerbase
00:38 - 00:40Straight face, Andrew goes... Get the fuck out
00:41 - 00:47Now they're gathering up their stuff to leave
00:47 - 00:50One dev goes, "One of our artists drew this new Gibby skin"
00:50 - 00:56Andrew hops on the table, pulls it out, and just lets it go all over the sketchbook
00:58 - 00:59"Here's a recolor"
00:59 - 01:01"8000 coins. Bundle that"
01:04 - 01:06Now they're limping out of the conference room
01:06 - 01:08Right back to their cubicles
01:13 - 01:14I swear
01:14 - 01:16I couldn't believe it
01:16 - 01:20They'd been preparing for weeks!
01:21 - 01:27How was any of that going to make money? We don't care about the players
01:35 - 01:36This is EA!
01:36 - 01:39If you care what people think, go work at Chic-fil-A!
01:41 - 01:44No but seriously, seriously. They're like what do we got
01:44 - 01:47The playerbase is complaining a lot
01:47 - 01:49Apparently the bugs are pretty bad
01:50 - 01:53Some players lose audio in the vehicle on the new map
01:54 - 01:56They call it a Trident
01:56 - 01:58You get in and just... no sound
01:58 - 02:02I'm like fuck that noise. Literally. Let's change the battle pass
02:05 - 02:07You're gonna love this
02:10 - 02:11My finest work
02:11 - 02:13We'll change the points to stars
02:15 - 02:17We'll change the points to stars
02:17 - 02:20and make the challenges five times longer!
02:21 - 02:28The players are too stupid to notice. And at the season split, we'll sell additional battle pass levels in a bundle with some rare skins
02:29 - 02:30And the piss Gibby?
02:30 - 02:32And the piss Gibby!
02:36 - 02:39I almost had them make it a Wraith skin!
02:40 - 02:42And then we had Respawn do an AMA on Reddit
02:50 - 02:55I felt bad, not really, but Reddit really gave them hell
02:56 - 02:58So do you still work there?
02:58 - 03:04Oh of course. It's crazy how things end up working out
03:04 - 03:09They actually promoted me right after that meeting because I'm such a good fit
03:09 - 03:11I get a deep satisfaction from fucking our customers
03:16 - 03:20Money is Viagra for me
03:23 - 03:26My wife hates it. She has to dress like a customer.
03:31 - 03:36Wanna hear something funny? Andrew named his balls 'pride' and 'accomplishment'...