Pure Autism in Pure Blind
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Volta receives word Godzilla Jump Bridge is re-enforced again.. Hilarity ensures
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Starfleet; the current battle plan is as follows.. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have deployed the Renters |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, here and there. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Operation 'Not interested in Pure Blind' is commencing as planned. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They installed the jump bridge just as we asked of them |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The bridge will be of great use |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We didn't need the NIP anyway |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The.. Jump bridge |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Jump Bridge is re-enforced again. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was Illuminati |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Scum, Sedition, SMA, Gorilla's. Leave. Now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They were supposed to fight |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They need to fucking undock and fight! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I gave them another gate and here we are again |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We look like idiots.. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're the only ones holding our own |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They re-enforce this thing every night |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They're the only useful ones in the whole damn region |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now we have to form for them, they're not fighting |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Starfleet, it wasn't our fault it was the Russian hypnosis |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We need them to fight, not some stupid excuses |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Starfleet, they tried but they lost everything |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If cones gets wind of this we might aswell unanchor |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We'll have to go back to Thera |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Eve isn't even that hard |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Get someone to undock and give me a dscan |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now we have to do it ourselves, they're garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Stay aligned to the damn citadel incase they appear on grid |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Don't do stupid shit like ratting in a carrier or shit talking in local |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is that really so fucking hard? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Maybe I should disband the alliance and start playing WoW again |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We really need that ISK to buy more Plex |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We can't afford a subscription |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We're so busy baby sitting the renters.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I don't know... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This is worse than the time we lost the JF to War deccers. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now we will have to listen to Russian Hardbass all the way from Pure Blind |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This happens everytime |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why can't they just do something right? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They just meme and won't even undock |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry he's not going to Slav |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | "Never fly what you can't afford to lose.." |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm sure that fucker Panthone will make a meme for this.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Touch yourself. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now take off your clothes. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I was joking dumbass. Put your pants back on. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | No one listens to us anyway |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll mine in High-sec. |