| 00:00 - 00:03 | It looks like a blue wave will take the Senate |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | and Trump will lose the Presidency. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He's been holding rallies across the country |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | despite the pandemic |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but he has virtually no path to victory. |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | Suburban white women will come through for us. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They'll turn the tide in the battlegrounds. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fürer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It seems they're |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | supporting the Democrats this time around. |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | They may have realized that Trump is a misogynist. |
| 00:53 - 01:00 | Everyone who needs to continue covering up Trump's financial and sexual crimes, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How did this happen?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He is our perfect candidate! |
| 01:17 - 01:23 | He's done more to further the white supremicist cause in the USA than any president since Jackson! |
| 01:23 - 01:27 | He has stirred up xenophobic fervor in the populace! |
| 01:27 - 01:31 | He's got his Q-holes believing the same antisemitic tropes |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | that we spent years promoting! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He straight up told the Proud Boys to |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | "Stand back and stand by!" |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | - He's also completely incompetent |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He follows the teachings of Goebbels to the letter |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fürer, he's not as smart as Goebbels |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Obviously! But he repeats big lies so often that people believe them! |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | He accuses his enemies of every |
| 01:55 - 01:58 | reprehensible thing he himself has done! |
| 01:58 - 02:01 | That's directly out of the Nazi playbook! |
| 02:01 - 02:03 | It's propaganda 101 |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Simple, if you're dedicated enough |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | to becoming a supreme leader like me! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And what happened to the plan of convincing Americans |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | that Biden is basically Stalin?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Of course, he's not as great as I. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But at least he started some camps on the southern border. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Ripped kids away from their parents. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm saying he's got potential. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And what's happening with our troll farms in Russia and Iran?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Are they not working hard enough |
| 02:53 - 02:56 | to churn out disinformation and sow discord? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Nobody fact checks social, or even reads the whole article! |
| 02:59 - 03:03 | They just see clickbait that confirms their bias, and hit share! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | - Biden might actually be better for us |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | I was counting on simplistic slogans. MAGA. |
| 03:19 - 03:24 | I was counting on McConnell, and massive voter suppression. |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | I was counting on Stephen Miller |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | That beautiful monster. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wasn't counting on the resistance. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And now the Antifascists are going to win, again. |
| 03:52 - 03:56 | So ends the Turd Reich. |
