Simon reacts to Hankin missing an open goal
148 views • 9/9/2020
A common occurrence at the end of TNF when the boys get together to chat about the game
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Will quickly rolled the ball out to Steve Murphy |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He played a 1-2 with Eric |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Before playing it forward to Jorge |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Jorge then played a sumptuous ball out wide to you, Si |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And you put it on a plate for Hankin |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It was a great pass into Steve |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So it goes down as an assist for me! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well... actually |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steve |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steve put the ball into the car park! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He completely shanked it! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have never tried to shave your ball bag, leave the room now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck do you mean he shanked it? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could he not score? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I put it on a plate - even laid out a tablecloth, cutlery and napkins!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Even Tom Piercey would have tucked that away! |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | I might as well have squared it to a defender |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Imagine if Steve Murphy was on their side |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He scores own goals for fun! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Blimey - even Eric would have scored that! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Si, I think that's a bit far fetched! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You forget Eric's reputation for scoring wonder goals passed Will! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Steve may have missed but he put a shift in! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck me! All I hear is 'Steve put a shift in!'... every week |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Every bastard week! |
| 01:55 - 01:57 | You too would cover every blade of grass |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | if you're first touch was that bad! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I've only ever seen Nathan cover as much ground |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and that was only because he turned up pissed after the races! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Rolling around like he'd been shot the moment anyone went anywhere near him! |
| 02:13 - 02:16 | You see Eric doing it every week now, thinking it's funny |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I've had enough if it, I tell you! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I fucking hate Thursday's now!!! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How I long for the early years of Thursday night football |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | When some great players used to turn up! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Richard Jones.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Kaue, "One-touch Johny"..... reliable players! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Not the shower of shit that turns up now - bunch of comedians! |
| 02:53 - 02:56 | But for comedy value, Hankin is pure gold! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He's the only reason I turn up! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He's since told me he has to retire! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I didn't know Steve was weak? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Without Hankin, I can't carry on! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Week in, week out, he made me look so good! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | All those howler's |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Those balls rebounding off his knees! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | For that I love the guy, more than you will ever know! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Without him, I am nothing! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm finished! |
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