| 00:00 - 00:03 | We can split up and get in lines |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | at Liquor Barn and Total Wine |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, here and here by 5am |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then we can grab BTAC, OWA, WFP, ETL and Blanton's |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and have them posted on Facebook before leaving the parking lot. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, good. As long as |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | you grab some Wild Turkey 101 for me to drink. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Wild Turkey 101... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Wild Turkey 101 is now on allocation. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We will have to hunt it like other bottles |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you believe Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, Weller SR or Rock Hill Farms to be worth Secondary, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Wild Turkey ALLOCATED!?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I thought the taters would learn after Henry McKenna! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They make so much there's no reason for limited availability. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Those fucking idiots would wait outside for Malibu if they knew about rum |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Jimmy Russell sits in his golf cart |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | crying at people lining up outside the gift shop. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This was the doing of that damn t8ke and his budget bourbon |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | section from whisky at home. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We can still get Ancient Age and Knob Creek Sing- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The single barrel program is drying up! The 15 year ones are long gone! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Furher, being older doesn't make it better. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The simple tater mind can't even come close to comprehending that! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All they want is large age statements! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Or at least shitty MGP in a fancy bottle. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Every "moonshiner" with a story about their granddad |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | throws it on a bottle with a pretty horsey on it |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And then add a giant, stupid sticker that's mildly offensive |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | will send people into a frenzy on Facebook |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | paying $400 for Rick Patino New Riff. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The lone bastion of sense left in this world was Campari and their flagship brand! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What will be next? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We used to be able to get any bourbon off the shelf. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And now Ohio hides Old Granddad behind the counter. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | These companies just start to appeal |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | to all these so called "hunters" and "enthusiasts" who thought J. Mattingly held any value besides the trashcans they were mixed in! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I swear every distillery releases a new limited edition every week |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Elijah Craig Toasted Oak, Old Tub Bottled-In-Bond |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Michter's would shit in a barrel as long as it was toasted and sell it in the gift shop |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We don't even know if Angel's Envy is dosed! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. $100 for the rum finished rye is completely reasonable. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least r/bourbon is doing single barrel picks. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | t8ke has 7-8 casks in the works for this year. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Surely I will have a shot at getting one of each. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's a small community. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Surely the retailer can't ship to every state. Everyone knows you can't ship to Utah. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Stickers that display just the facts. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It will make a fine vertical. |
