Avant Homes restructure
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Fuhrer rants at Avant Homes restructure during Covid 19 crisis
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're already suffering from the effects of Covid19 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And I have a cunning plan |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | To save some cash |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We'll relocate vital services |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | To our head office here in Barlborough |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Hmm!, OK |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm not convinved Mr Gilbert |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Colin, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | it, was, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stuart Smith said we could |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | buy more land with less people |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Every one out except Mitchell, Slocombe,Gilbert, Smith and TheFanny |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | More land with less land buyers? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the fuck are you thinking about |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And you're going to mange this without Engineers? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And without Architects? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And sell all our houses |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | From a fucking glorified call centre? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You've got to be fucking kidding me |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And remind me what your plan for Finance was again. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | People in Regions just weren't good enough |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So you five are the only ones that can do your job properly? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Colin, we are the only ones you can trust |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Trust !! My fucking arse ya bunch of arseholes |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's one thing after another |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | New house types every six months |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | New specification every four months |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | There are too many 4 beds on this site |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Not enough detached 3 beds on that site |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And you change the AFFA process every fucking fortnight for fucks sake |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And you think you're being fucking clever |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Tell me why can't you just let the Regions get on with what they're good at |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why must you interfere all the time |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You're killing me here, I'm Mr Popular don't you know |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I even cried during this announcement |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Real tears anaw |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And you lot think this will somehow have a positive effect on the company |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And to think I could've made a living out of doing the four candles sketch over & over |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Like, naw, handles for forks!! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That's quality comedy right there |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Buy naw, I'm lumbered with you lot |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we'll still have Day to Make a Difference |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well, we'll just need to see it through |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If only I'd read the script before I went live last Tuesday afternoon |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You bastards |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You fucking set me up |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I liked being Mr Popular, cheeky chappie Colin I was known as you know |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now my "One Avant" is fucked |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Redrow all over again!! |