| 00:00 - 00:05 | So there's rumours the Beards are buying Foden. Come on, announce it already. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Show me the money |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | They finally agreed. The deal will be announced soon. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I wonder how much, maybe a swap for Greenwood |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Then I saw the announcement |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | 450 million |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | for Phil Foden |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Yet Innsie bought Kane for just over 200 |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Phil fucking Foden! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | David Silva has left so now Foden will start every game, no doubt |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | He's gonna be better than Beckham. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | 15 goals a season, maybe 20 assists too |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | He just turned 14 |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | He still lives at home with his parents |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | But he's worth 450 million |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | More than KDB and Salah |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | But the best part |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | The best part is Innsie |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Thought the trade wouldn't get vetoed |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | He was celebrating next season's title already - the league was already won |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | The kit man had started |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | printing Elite shirts with Werner on the back |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But back to reality |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | It looked like the trade would happen |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Stoich was dead silent |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | But he'd already vetoed |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | The whole chat |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | creating rumours about a trade |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | that was already dead |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Stoich of all people! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | The fucking newcomer |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | He doesn't even speak! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Diaby was already waiting |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | to veto at the last minute |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Little did he know, he'd never get the chance, beaten to it by the newbie who doesn't even talk |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | The best part |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | is Stoich hit that veto button |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Then went on a 20km run around his neighbourhood |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Laughing to himself |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Oh man I still can't get over it |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Do you think they'll re-do the trade? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Of course, they'll try at least, but what does the league have in store next? |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Jon vetoing his own trade? Fucking Stoich starting a veto-train while on another run? |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Maybe Jon will spend 450m on Aaron Connolly instead |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | He'll probably just end up buying Ake again |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Do you remember that? Them buying Nathaniel Ake? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | He's their top scorer of all time, it wouldn't surprise me one bit |
