| 00:00 - 00:03 | Senor Tebas and Ewan MacKenna are already tweeting against City |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've got Rob Harris and Nic McGeehan ready |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | With James Corbett and Barry Glendenning circling the Etihad |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We can call on the fat twat Scouse duo of Pearce and Evans |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the rat Matthew Syed will work with Nick Harris and grubby Ian Herbert to strike at the heart of City |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So City will be banned for 2 seasons |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | KDB and Sterling will leave |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir Duncan Castles |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The ban.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The ban has been overturned |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | City will play in the Champions League next season |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Delaney, Nick Harris, Panja stay. The rest out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | wtf are you on about you useless arses? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Delaney, you told me United would qualify for the champions league |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | because City would be banned and would miss 2 seasons |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You said they'd broken FFP |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And UEFA would punish them |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And United would take their place for sure |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You said with Gill on the UEFA board it was a gimme |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | There was no chance of failure. Delaney you useless fat fake |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir Duncan Castles, UEFA can still appeal to a Swiss court |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A Swiss court? What fucking chance have we got? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir Duncan Castles, we can still write shitty tweets about them |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You and your fucking shitty tweets. Rabin tied you up in knots |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Even your editor kicked your arse |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | When you tried to take on the City fans |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They handed your arse to you on a plate |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You're a fucking busted flush Delaney |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You write shit, you tweet shit and you talk shit |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm sick and tired of your utter bollocks, you useless mouthy cockwomble |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It was so easy you told me |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | City would be embarrassed and humiliated like dogs |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now United will have to earn a Champions League place on their own merits |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They will have to keep winning games until the end of the season |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To ensure they qualify |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All your promises Delaney |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All your useless fucking promises and assurances. Unbelievable |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You've spend years trolling City fans like a cheap whore |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You told me your mates would help you |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Like that ugly fat fucknugget James Corbett |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The one that looks like a cross between the elephant man and Jabba the hut |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, you're not married to him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I could've supported Liverpool |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Klopp's team are miles clear and pissing the league |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What an arse! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The game's up now |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You've always been a bullshitter, a lousy fucking trolling piece of three day old dog excrement |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Some fucking award winning journalist you are! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Who the fuck buys your shit? |
