| 00:00 - 00:03 | Todays match has 32 pegs |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The fliers are 6 - 12 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 12 - 16 are no good |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 16 - 32 will be favourable with the wind |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I personally favour peg 8 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are the corner pegs in? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I hope so |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | didnt put them in |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the corner pegs would piss it! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Sponsored anglers please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking stupid! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We always put the corners in! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Without the corners in it will be shite! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Its bad enough there's is no luncheon meat anywhere |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | sold out everwhere |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Lidl, Heron none anywhere! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Cat meat banned |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Whats banned next? Fucking Maggotts? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Furher, there is always paste! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | PASTE! have you seen the fucking price of it? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Furher what about pellets? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Pellets! Pellets! Pellets! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Are you daft? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's fishery pellets only |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and they cost a fucking bomb too! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | can't take fuck all of your own anymore! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | No floating baits, no slapping |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Fucking feeder rods will be banned next! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Rules! Rules! Rules! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I've had enough! its not like the old days on the Trent |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | you could take slugs and stuff then |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and also good old wasp grub |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | you could bag up on the chub |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fiskerton was the best |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | no fucking nutters on those matches except those wankers from Hull! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Can't even call for a pint with the pubs fucking shut! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | taking the piss out of each other... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | on the way home after every match |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | now, I can't even get fucking luncheon meat! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | they have some in Aldi |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | No corner pegs... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the three of you are stupid |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | we..... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | could have... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | got their early and fiddled the draw making sure we.,,. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | got a corner peg each |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | too late now you useless twats. |
