| 00:00 - 00:03 | KYRAM has a monoply on all Battlefields, effiectively queue-sniping 24 hours a day |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Zarf takes the first 5 hours of the day queue-sniping, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Dudeski then sweats profusely over the next 7 hours, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Nerifes queue-snipes for a solid 3 hours, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | While you, GeeR, have perfected the trolling with a total of 9 hours queue-sniping. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, I understand we've completely ruined Battlefields, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...but how many have we actually won? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | GeeR...um... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...we-- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the public now knows that we lose over 50% of our Battefields |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | To be exact, an Excel Spreadsheet proves we lose 54% of them. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | ..everyone leave except Zarf, Dudeski, Calarian and Nerifes... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You WORTHLESS Rebel Scum!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You all had ONE job!!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You were supposed to ruin PVP for the entire server by WINNING--you imbeciles |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You're literally on 24 hours a DAY-- |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Purging buffs on your medics should have been enough!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And yet I'm burdened with a bunch of copypasta-posting derelicts!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And as if this wasn't enough--Doomrider gets suspended for breaking NDA |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | --but Zarf quits the PVP committee too, proving hes a FUCKWIT |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But GeeR, we only copypasta because you do it too and we're trying to nerf kickpet for an advantage-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | you had THREE opportunities to NERF kickpet!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | --but GeeR, we're working 'round the clock to nerf kickpet so we can actually win-- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | but even with this last one proposed by Calarian you still managed to fuck it up-- |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ...and even with your absurd number of Fake Accounts voting |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Calarian idiotically CLOSED it after 7 days!!!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and now our plan to nerf kick will NEVER pass |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | you three RETARDS will ALWAYS lose to kickpet |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and NOW some HOOD-shitter's poll has become OFFICIAL because of your collective incompetence!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The entirety of KYRAM is filled with Dumbasses with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All of you--Zarf, Dudeski, Calarian and Nerifes--are the problem!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If my belly didn't cover my micro-penis, I would RAPE each of you into submission!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've told you, repeatedly--harrass everyone you come into contact with |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | discourage the entire server from PVP |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ...but despite infiltrating Legends Staff... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | you KYRAM RETARDS fuck up everything you touch!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Add to this, that I forgot to pay maintenance on imperium like a dipshit... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ...and tried to blame my idiocy on Staff... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We're losing our Iron Grip on Legends |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I should have spent these past months excecising and showering!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...even with all the counterproductive trolling... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | **Toxic cries like a bitch in the hallway** |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | ...with that being said... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | KYRAM is a failure |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and now, the entirety of Legends knows this... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No one will vote KYRAM into anything ever again |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...so...before I blow my brains out... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Zarf...Dudeski...Nerifes...Calarian.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...does one of you want to suck me off? |
